Tuesday, March 6, 2007

The problem with...

...Malaysian graduates (local unis):
1. mono-lingual
2. memorise to get through...parrot learning
3. taught just to pass exams...err...so what happens when you go out to work?
4. no problem solving skills
5. charisma?
MORAL: read as much as possible...watch the news...not just in Malay...question lecturers...encourage inquisitiveness

...Malaysian drivers:
1. 'Its all about me' attitude
2. zero courtesy
3. 90% (my own educated guess) paid for their licenses...
4. never indicate
5. never give way...and worse still horn at me and curse when I stop to give way!
MORAL: go home and stop driving you selfish ba$tards!

...Malaysian men:
1. want a woman to cook, clean, look good, and work...and have kids
2. want a woman who works but is not in a better position than them
3. meet you in a club when you're wearing a tight short number...but once you're officially dating them, tell you not to go clubbing and not to wear such revealing clothes
4. don't like you being too independent/opinionated/driven/intelligent
5. restrict your friends...or even tell you to cut some off
MORAL: don't complain when we dump you for your crappy mentality and resistance to change - and for God's sake go and learn how to cook!

...Malaysian food/drink:
1. full of coconut milk
2. full of belcan
3. use condensed milk in tea/coffee
4. everything is fried - even the fruits!
5. fat in everything - and in vast quantities!
MORAL: don't complain about fast food when the problem is the local food...just look at fried noodles, nasi lemak, cendol...

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